At a Spring Training game, I ended up sitting next to a man who thought it was a great idea to store his tickets underneath the bottom of his shorts…right between some khaki and his sweaty thigh. Apparently his cargo pockets were strictly ornamental. Recognizing the blog-ibility of the situation, I whipped out my phone to snap a picture. I pointed it toward the field, pretending to get a pic of baseball player ass, and quickly pointed it down toward his leg. Unfortunately, the sun shining against his pale skin caused the tickets to be almost unrecognizable in the picture. He may or may not have noticed me taking the picture, because a few moments later, he put the tickets in his pocket and shifted his legs away from me. :/ Busted. He must have known the baseball player asses were not picture-worthy…their pants were just way too baggy. What’s happening to the integrity of the sport!?
Haha, I’ve never had the guts to take a photo of a stranger. You totally get points for effort. And what a weirdo!