As a rational human being, it is important to exercise my ability to understand the cost benefit of certain decisions…weighing the pros and cons, if you will. So you ask, how do you do this in daily life as a way to express your divine nature as a sentient being with free will? Do you seek THE TRUTH!? The truth lies in the body of this post:
I sat in my car on the freeway, gearing up for a ride home in traffic that would turn a 30 minute drive into 1 hr. I scrunched my nose and THERE IT WAS…a feeling of dread came over me. I realized that residing in my left nostril was a hard, sizeable booger. Unfortunately, a tissue supply was not residing anywhere in my car. It was in that moment that I had to make an important decision: WHAT DO I DO ABOUT IT!?
Options:
-Do nothing, and remain in discomfort for the duration of the drive.
-or-
-Risk everything, and get it out with my nekked finger, roll down my window, and pray for the cars ahead to speed up so the wind could whisk away the nostril invader.
I think you know what I decision I made. Look at the blurry picture below that looks like something they would show as evidence on America’s Most Wanted. Does this look like a girl who lives with discomfort? Or does this look like a woman who stands like a lone reed in the wind, stomping away at the eggshells of a conformist life! You tell me!!
You’ll never see any of those people again, except for the handsome guy whose windshield was splattered with a huge booger! It is inevitable that you will most likely meet again, and he will remember you!