Are you an asshole or a pervert?

You work in an office.

In a beige cubicle.  A beigeicle.

You don’t feel like working, but you’ve been caught surfing the internet too many times and feel like an asshole.  You decide to change your desktop background, even though you’ve already changed it 5 times this month.  After all, changing your background is a legitimate activity that no one can bust your balls about.  You make the picture selection process last as long as possible.  You search Bing and Google images, and realize that slightly pornographic pictures turn up for search terms as innocent as “cozy” and “peaceful”.  You realize that instead of reading your favorite blog and looking like an asshole, you uncomfortably scroll quickly past pictures of women’s cozy cleavage and peaceful bikini clad bodies and look like a pervert.  Congratulations.